I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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