She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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