i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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