Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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