do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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