So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Randomize
