Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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