Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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