physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Randomize
