i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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