Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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