I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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