Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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