dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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