Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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