"it" just moved
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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