No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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