Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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