Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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