I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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