Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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