I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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