Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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