How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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