at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Mom said you looked used
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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