Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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