Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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