I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Semen is not good for contacts.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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