Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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