Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
found the other keg... it's in the tree
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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