"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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