did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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