His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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