hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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