"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Of course I have a pirate flag
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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