is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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