Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Randomize