So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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