I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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