I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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