I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
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