Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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