I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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