i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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