How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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