Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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