Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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