i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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