Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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