your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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