plz talk dirty to me
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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