Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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