Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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