And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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