i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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