he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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