god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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