I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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